Naperville Workforce Solutions
The NWS Team
The staff at NWS has years of experience. Odds are, if you're of a certain age, you haven't even been around as long as we've been doing things to make lives easier. Are there things in your life that you feel are going well? Sure there are; and there's a chance that we've been responsible for that. Do you like how perfectly rectangular some billboards are? We might have done that. Have you been places where there are sharp pencils? Possibly us! Are the shelves at your local store organized reasonably well? Could have been our people. That's us, dedicated to putting things together for you and the entire Naperville community!
ms. beachum's relentlessly positive attitude, along with her years of service in the staffing arts, made her the perfect "solution" to the question of who should head an organization as, well, let's sAY distinctive as n.w.s. those qualities, plus a complete lack of any other willing candidates, made for a fortuitous match.
Loretta Beachum
Supervising Manager
Case Starkweather
Liaison
The Department of Villain Affairs
Mr. Starkweather believes that life is a mystery. At least he seems to feel that his life is a mystery. and he appears to like it that way. And not because he forgets things. Because he doesn't. Well, he forgets some things because he's human.
Can you remember everything?
really, EVERYTHING???
Didn't think so.
So he's normal like you. But also extraordinary. That is, extraordinary in ways that are specific to him. For example, this one time he rescued sixteen taiwanese hamsters on a flaming rooftop outside- oh right, we're not allowed to disclose locations - just take it from us, he's the Real Deal. He also enjoys spelunking and chocolate morsels. Morsels is a strange word, isn't it? Case is swell. Nuff said.
W.A. Shadow
Chief
The Department Of Villain Affairs
You're right, technically, Mr. Shadow is not a member of the staff. However, as Chief Person In Charge (c.p.i.c) at the Department of Villain Affairs, he's Naperville Workforce Solutions' sole raison d'etre . Without Mr. Shadow's, um, zealous identification and, um, initial vigorous sequestration of persons of interest to the D.V.A. there would have been no need for the eventual creation of N.W.S. and its unique labor pool. Plus, Mr. Shadow's, um, vigilant and, er, exhaustive scrutiny of N.w.s. daily affairs means that he is heavily involved in day to day operations. We apologize for the poor quality of his photo. There was an unfortunate, um, power outage at the d.v.a. on the day of his photo session. And the flash on the photograper's camera phone was broken. And the window shades were stuck shut. which wouldn't have mattered anyways because the session took place during a complete solar eclipse, so, you know, it was pretty dark out there anyway.